Subway for the masses

Due to financial hardship i decided to save a couple of bucks today and instead of getting some nutritious hummus and falafel with bean salad and that chopped up green stuff from the greek deli on 13th and franklin, i went to subway. I am not a food snob and i usually eat global chain mass production corporate planet killing food without complaint. I ordered a foot long tuna on wheat (after making sure that this footlong is one of the few that actually costs $5). I ate half of it, i'm still hungry but i don't want the rest. The tuna is completely flavorless, tuna has it's own flavor and they somehow took the flavor out. The texture of the tuna reminds me of spackle and it sticks to the top of my mouth. The wheat bread feels like a spunge and it has very little mass, you can put a big piece in your mouth and it discentigrates. Tomato's are not really red but a pale shade of pink and they taste like water. I found the black olives were actually good. I think i'll pick out the rest of them from the other half of this food conglomerate product.