I had this very vivid dream. Satan, Betty Page, Adolf Hitler and Jesus were in a convertable cruising on the Vegas strip. I know, what the f___ck. So anyways, Adolf gets dropped off when he sees a store which advertises leather goods. The other three drive off and stop at a truck stop outside of town. Satan and Betty grease spot Jesus who was taking his time in the restroom (grease spot means they ditched him). They pull off into the desert, stop the car and drop their clothes and do the wild thang. Whats weird about Satan is that he doesn't even have horns or a tail, but somehow he was still Satan. Jesus realizes what happened and even though it is very inconvenient for him to be outcast and marooned, he forgives them. He finds a quiet bench, sits down and makes an attempt at creating a miracle without much success.
So I don't quite remember alot of what happened next because it was a dream, but I know that Adolf starts living out his secret fantasy to be a leather clad BDSM slave boy and enjoys the Vegas scene for that sort of a thing. Betty Page, not impressed with Satan or many of her friends drug addictions decides to dedicate her life to rehabilitating people and starts a clinic for celebrities. Satan takes a bullet from the mob one night and dies a few hours later in the hospital. Jesus starts driving a cab and gets arrested for selling marijuana to a police officer. He later gets transferred to a mental health facility for telling people that he is Jesus. He ends up wandering the streets of Vegas, occasionally getting arrested for tresspasing or petty theft. He never successfully makes a mircacle but keeps trying.
Wow...what a dream.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
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